Alright you? How’s things? I’ve been a bit busy working, parting planning, getting myself in to silly situations, day dreaming about Carman... the usual. So I’ll tell you what has come to my attention of late is that twitter seems to be a bit of a dating site for g’g’s.
If you come from a small town where g’g’s just don’t exist you can’t beat a little online flirting, although I don’t know..... call me crazy but I’d much rather have a real life date.... you know! Anyway’s I did meet an online girl once.
I’d kind of not long come out and hadn’t really told anyone, I don’t really know how it happened just starting chatting to this random MySpace girl (I’ll call her MySpace). You know random chit chat and all that..... Didn’t even think anything of it, but then our online relationship took the next step to MSN (This was getting serious lol).
So I was all new to this gay girl thing and online flirting, I’d never done it before cause I guess I’m always scared that they might not be who they say they are. I mean that gay girl hottie could turn out to be a 60 year old bloke called derrick and that’s never a cool situation lol. Anyway’s I gave it a go, after a good few conversation’s with MySpace we decided to meet.
(Which i ‘m sure you don’t need me telling you, but be very careful, it’s way better to meet people that you know and that you’ve met in real life, like your mum used to say don’t take sweet’s of strangers and all that.)
Anyway’s i went against everything my parents taught me and met this MySpace, she only lived like ten min’s away so that was cool. My god that was the most nerve racking train experience of my life, what was she like? Hope she looked like her pictures? Really hope she’s not called derrick? Do i look ok? Will i be able to make enough conversation? Hope she likes me? Oh my god what the hell am i wearing? All of those question’s were rattling around my head as the train pulled in to her town.
She picked me up from the station and we went back to her student house, she seemed really sound and did look like her picture and wasn’t called derrick, so all in all the date was going really well. We decided to have a few drinks and go out to this gay club nearby.
I pictured this gay club in my head to be like ‘The planet in the Lword’, full of attractive Hollywood women, it wasn’t! To my disappointed there were two gay guys propped at the bar and an old bloke in the corner who kind of looked like he’d be happy to mug me.
Despite the shit hole of a club me and ‘MySpace’ laughed it off and decided to take full advantage of the drink’s promotions. I was so nervous so the drink went down an absolute treat. I was battered within like half an hour, cracking jokes all over the place, flirting, being cocky, even went in for a kiss. (Can i just stress confidence is attractive, like very attractive but don’t be too cocky it will only end in tears lol.)
So we hit it off a treat, but to my horror they was a girl from my old school in there, i was so embarrassed as no one in my small town had known i was g g. So like the gimp that i am, carried on with the drink promotions.
The night ended with me being sick out of her bedroom window, if first impressions are anything to go by i definitely made one. Anyway’s i learn’t my first massive lesson don’t get wrecked to get confidence-it will only turn you into a massive cocky gimp who will almost definitely be sick! Anyway ‘s it turned out that when i had sobered up.... she wasn’t really who i thought she was, in fact she was so not my type at all , we were completely different. We saw each other a few times but nothing really came of it.
The cool thing was i’d met another gg and it was a pretty funny experience, i’d learn’t vodka redbull does not give you gay wings. Anyway’s if you enjoy a flirt online go for it, you might even meet a few cool gg mates, just don’t meet late at night and get too wrecked like i did ha-ha, you never know they might not turn out to be so nice. Maybe’s have a few phone calls or web cam them so you know there not called Derrick.... and that you even fancy them.
Anyways have a good Saturday night G’G’s.
Let me know if you’ve ever had any online dates, or funny flirting situations online? Has online dating ever worked out for someone?
Chat soon
Love GG X
THIS IS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND.... IM TRYING TO HOLD HER HEAD OR SOMETHING.... AGAIN IM WRECKED ON A DATE (I promise i'm trying not to do this too often lol)
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